Even after I went on a touhou hiatus, there are a lot of touhou fans in some irc channels I frequent. I distinctly remember someone always complaining about the most recent game, until the next one came out. Then they would like it, and it would be someone else's turn to complain about the next one. Coincidence?
Also, Number of UFO main game attacks with lasers*:
2 for Nazrin (Rare Metal and her midboss noncard), or 3 (Busy Rod).
None for Kogasa!
3 for Ichirin. (Noncards, scolding)
None for Murasa! (Interesting, both of the no lasers have names that end in -sa.)
5 for Shou! (Ouch.)
3 for Byakuren
(* doesn't count attacks with lasers that turn into bullets.)
So, 12/13 attacks with lasers. Assuming you're playing on normal, you can cut Nazrin and Ichirin's (except scolding because I hate it), knocking it down to 7/8.
Solution: Swallow your pride, get green ufos, and bomb the attacks. Once I did this I got my 1cc easy.
Special message to lunatic players: It's called Lunatic for a reason.