OKAY NO SELFIES THIS YEAR, SORRY FOLKS YOU WILL GET TO SEE YOUR OVERLORD'S VISAGE NEXT YEAR
HOWEVER

LET'S OPEN THIS BITCH UP (don't mind the human, he works here part time)

ah yes, the big box hiding the smaller gifts under newpaper trick, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME-

....Waiiiiitt... is that...?

It's a fucking -trash can-. Holy shit, I am legitimately rolling in laughter.

Topping it all is a QR Code, we'll get to what it leads to later.

For now though. Loot!

Akagi Nendo! I am not a huge figure man, but I can't say no to my face for ages.
Did you know? Hiryuu's Kai Ni was included in July of 2014, my response, which was this avatar and the blood pact to remove it only when Akagi Finally got her Kai Ni, was over 2 years ago.
fucking when kadokawa you sons of bitches ;;
Ah yes. The gacha has bequethed me another of the perfect form of the turtle. Only 5 more and I can have as many IRL as I do in game!
aka whoops i actually totally already have this I APPRECIATE IT THOUGH
Okay now look. I can take jabs where they land about the turtle and carrier. But how -dare- you call Snorlax trash.
Pistols at dawn motherfucker, Snorlax is excellent taste in pokemon.

Oscar is the best sesame street.
Fight me.

And a shirt for good measure.

And the full round for good measure.
Oh, and the qr code?
Take a look for yourself.