CPSS8: Imperishable Gift

[Drake]

They're WebP images, which are not universally supported.
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[Chaore]

They're WebP images, which are not universally supported.
http://caniuse.com/#feat=webp

i'll rehost them somewhere tomorrow then.

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

YJ c o n f i r m e d

No I got something much bigger and shipping cost me fucking $60 KILL ME NOW

[Pesco]

Only $60 you pansy

[N-Forza]

No I got something much bigger and shipping cost me fucking $60 KILL ME NOW

And you call yourself part of the 1%.

[pasu]

That 1% thing was like... what, 2-3 years ago? Lol

Recently whenever anyone calls him rich he says 'my family's rich but i'm not' :V

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

My girlfriend eats my money faster than I eat food

[Hello Purvis]

Son that ain't no girlfriend, that's a grifter. You gettin' hustled.

[N-Forza]

My girlfriend eats my money faster than I eat food

This doesn't look like pictures of your CPSS haul.

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

RIGHT I FORGOT

here, my stuff.

Got an Asuka. It's really huge, compared to the Asuka I have right now! Gotta hide it in the cupboard so the girlfriend doesn't see it and kill me (She hates it when I'm into anime girls)



A plushie of Kati from Monster Hunter X/Generations

a Lily White thing what you would call that



And the latest Digital Wing album before C91, so this is like the one where they only have 1 song but 9 remixes of it lol it's pretty decent and I have it on my phone as well, so great taste of music(?) Endless (of) Paranoia

Two albums, with the most amazing surprise because it's IDOL MERCH

Take me Take you from Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls, which is their latest released album btw, along with it's poster which is WEW 10/10

[Rin Kagamine]

Got an Asuka. It's really huge, compared to the Asuka I have right now! Gotta hide it in the cupboard so the girlfriend doesn't see it and kill me (She hates it when I'm into anime girls)

Sever

[Rin Kagamine]

OKAY! Since no one wants to post what they got I'll go ahead and break the silence.



According to the customs declaration this box had a plushie, figma, and "umu". I was wondering what that might have been, but now I know!  Thanks YJ!

[Edible]

pffffhahahaha

[HakureiSM]

> so insufferably weeb he gets a Japanese girlfriend
> Japanese girlfriend hates how weeb he is

Good job YJ

I want that ricockulous Asuka though

[HakureiSM]

Aight so my gift came in today, so report time

also this post will put a shit-eating grin on a certain twat reading this thread

fucking hi

I got this thing in the mail right after christmas:

It's a package. It's from Brazil. From the south, even. Nieeetz.

No wait, it's from the wrong filthy southerner city, from the wrong filthy southerner state. Welp, can't be Nietz then. Must be work-related, or maybe it's a gift from one of my suppliers, there is in fact a brewery down there that I buy from quite often... I better open this upstairs anyway just to be sure(I was behind the counter at my shop, with customers), what if it's really CPSS and someone sent me a dildo

IT'S FUCKING NIETZ IT HAS TO BE


NIETZ I SWEAR TO HAKUREI

Okay let's see what is this if not a dildo(again)
[nsfw]http://puu.sh/taqLH/f9f1fcf85a.jpg[/nsfw]



NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETZ

Out comes a card

It is unprecedented communist affair

The Red Menace is upon us

This is in Huese. It speaks volumes of marxist bullshit and instructions to join some secret cult.


This was literally stuck to the card. It's really adorable. I wish I didn't like it as much as I do. It's so tiny and cute. God dammit.

It was stuck on this, which was blurred from having the pin's plastic fuse with it

Nietz do you literally have a stamp of yourself? Dude.

Next was a thing

I have not checked its contents yet. Seems to be related to freak cult activities.

Sorry for the fixed focus piece of shit that is my phone's camera. Don't ever walk into your carrier's store and ask for "the cheapest smartphone". It'll probably be an LG, and give you hell.

This is a guitar pick. A Reimu guitar pick. I will treasure this, and put it in the cigar box where I keep all my picks, where it'll never be used, ocasionally found and enjoyed as such. I actually legit lost this for a week until now when I thought I was going mad and must've imagined seeing this pick when I first opened the box, and then it fell out from where it got stuck between the flaps.

Lastly there was a thin envelope


... I guess, I mean I only ever played Gold and Red, and don't know much beyond those but-

NIETZ.

Thanks for the surprise, I had me a good laugh. Will treasure the stuff that isn't phallic, will inevitably put the phallic thing in my mouth because it's food, might pass on the bestiality porn book to the unfortunate soul I get next year. Tried to find ya on facebook from your name but I only saw found a page from your university that has your profile and mentions your work in biological warfare research. Y'know, typical southern separatist crap. Hit me up if you actually do have modern social media.

Also

I'm good thanks




Now, this arrived today. It is from the land of imperialism, excess, unnecessary warfare and BIG THINGS.

The customs statement only says SNACKS, so I guess I'm getting food this year


That's some clever packaging.


Are these homemade? They look homemade. Awesome.


And another one


Wow there sure is a lot of it

I was starving when opening this, so I had a bite. It's sweet. Like oh god hakurei bless it's so sugary. It's peanut-based and tastes nice though. Real thick texture. Seems to be the same basic concept as p?-de-moleque, as in some variant of caramellized peanuts, only this is less hard and crunchy and teeth-destroying and sweeter. Anyway, two pieces of this and I feel quite full. I can't handle much sugar, so these will last me a while. Might have a bit every morning to kick me into wakefulness. They have dat homemade taste too, which is very nice

Next are these, which took a bit of googling

SPORTS

YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM

It's a plushie of a very angry boar, which I've found to be the University of Arkansas sports mascot, and a whatarethesecalled for keeping cans cold, we just call these can condoms here. The former will go in the Kazoku cabinet, if I can fit it in there, and as a Professional Beer Expert^TM (no, really), I'll get a lot of use of the latter. Actually itching to open a can right now while I'm still at work, but I need sleep, so that'll be only later.


^{(this was oriented right in my computer I have no idea)}

Tried to do some quick stalking but couldn't figure who you are. One profile does pop up on facebook but all the info is wisely private. Thank you, sports fan with a sweet tooth!

[Edible]

Nietz is a monster.

Nietz do you literally have a stamp of yourself? Dude.

oh my god

[Hello Purvis]

Holy shit, Haku got his gift before me. All hope really is lost.

Perhaps I should just post pictures of random packages I get in the interim.

[pasu]

Sender's from the same country, this shouldn't count!

Sweet loot (pun intended) take pics when you decide to pleasure yourself (talking about your tastebuds of course)

[Santa Hakurei]

Sender's from the same country, this shouldn't count!

Sweet loot (pun intended) take pics when you decide to pleasure yourself (talking about your tastebuds of course)

Nietz sent that as a bonus gift, he was not assigned to Haku :3c

[Helepolis]

Oh hey, Nietz gifted Haku the penis candy as well. Good job.

[triangles]

It wasn't a dildo!!!!

[DX7.EP]

Quite the amusing domestic extra loot parcel, I'd say. I guess the southern region must be a strange and silly place, and perhaps travel advisories are necessary for those of us elsewhere. :V

Holy shit, Haku got his gift before me. All hope really is lost.

Having been in that predicament in 2014, yep, I know that feeling. :fail:

[HakureiSM]

Holy shit, Haku got his gift before me. All hope really is lost.

Having been in that predicament in 2014, yep, I know that feeling. :fail:

lol suck it scrublord losers

[Nietz]

YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD GET A GIFT FROM YOUR SECRET SANTA, BUT IT WAS I, NIETZ.

also this post will put a shit-eating grin on a certain twat reading this thread

:smug:

I mean, my SS wasn't taking NSFW gifts, but I had all these ideas, man. And 2016 was a crappy enough year that I really I could use some fun at the end. And tbh, Haku was not only close, but consistently sets himself up by repeatedly asking not to receive dildoes. (Don't worry dude, I'm sure you'll get a real one someday.)
Plus, there was stuff I wanted to send him anyway.

No wait, it's from the wrong filthy southerner city, from the wrong filthy southerner state.

I thought you already knew where I was from? Then again, I only mailed you stuff from Japan previously.
Also, I'll let you know that the package was expedited from here with standard southern efficiency, but got held up at ES. If it weren't for capixaba indolence, it could have actually arrived by Christmas.

Nietz do you literally have a stamp of yourself? Dude.

Someone had it made and gave me as a gift. And Secret Santa is pretty much the only time I get the chance to use it, so dwi.

This is a guitar pick. A Reimu guitar pick.

Uh, it's Satori actually. I did try to send you a Reimu pick some time ago (you might remember I even asked you your address) but it got lost in the pits of mail hell.

Thanks for the surprise, I had me a good laugh. Will treasure the stuff that isn't phallic, will inevitably put the phallic thing in my mouth because it's food, might pass on the bestiality porn book to the unfortunate soul I get next year.

I expect a review.

Tried to find ya on facebook from your name but I only saw found a page from your university that has your profile and mentions your work in biological warfare research. Y'know, typical southern separatist crap. Hit me up if you actually do have modern social media.

I don't use FB because it's only a capitalist ploy to make the masses waste their time while they could be plotting the revolution instead. I do have a Twitter, although I'm not terribly active there either.

Anyway, glad it gave you a fun respite from your dull nortista life. Too bad we didn't get to meet that time I passed through Rio, but if you want to visit the actual Best State With Rio On The Name someday, let me know, maybe you can crash at my place or something, and I know some great craft beer places around here. Also, congratulations on getting your actual SS gift before February!

Quite the amusing domestic extra loot parcel, I'd say. I guess the southern region must be a strange and silly place, and perhaps travel advisories are necessary for those of us elsewhere. :V

Well, it's a place with a countryside full of cattle-raisers with a macho conservative culture and a hipster liberal state capital, plus a lot of European settlers who think they still live there. Also a lot of influence from the Spanish-speaking bordering countries, plus a superiority complex and a deep-seated delusional idea that we would be better of as an independent country.
So, Brazilian Texas, basically.

[Helepolis]

wow, Haku doesn't know his Touhous. Heathen.

[Monarda]

Well, it's a place with a countryside full of cattle-raisers with a macho conservative culture and a hipster liberal state capital, plus a lot of European settlers who think they still live there. Also a lot of influence from the Spanish-speaking bordering countries, plus a superiority complex and a deep-seated delusional idea that we would be better of as an independent country.
So, Brazilian Texas, basically.

I didn't think they still had the macho culture, that kinda sucks...

Anyways, a question from someone that might join next year, is there maximum ceiling for overall Gift price ? What about a minimum ?

[HakureiSM]

tbh, Haku was not only close

oh so you only thought of me because I was close huh I see okay

Also, I'll let you know that the package was expedited from here with standard southern efficiency

tell me again the story of how your state is lost in a spiral of eternal bankruptcy :smug:
I'm not about to defend capixaba trash though

it's Satori actually.

looking at it again it honestly could be any touhou, except for the tiny eye I just noticed. Also I swear they drew a bow on the back of her head, I can still see it

> doesn't want to use facebook
> uses twitter

lol

but if you want to visit the actual Best State With Rio On The Name someday, let me know, maybe you can crash at my place or something

will definitely come in handy, there are real plans of going around on a beer tour whenever I can afford it, which I can't right now

a deep-seated delusional idea that we would be better of as an independent country.

Well, we would :smug:

Anyways, a question from someone that might join next year, is there maximum ceiling for overall Gift price ? What about a minimum ?

No ceiling. Couple years back a certain someone was crying from the top of the mountain that he was the 1% and would distribute gifts worthy of gods to the common untermensch, and never delivered, so anything goes. I think for a minimum we always went with "eh, around $20 but just put your heart into it and it's fine"

So long as it's nice and well thought out, it's cool

[pasu]

Couple years back a certain someone was crying from the top of the mountain that he was the 1% and would distribute gifts worthy of gods to the common untermensch, and never delivered, so anything goes.

So long as it's nice and well thought out, it's cool

Was this the year he sent someone a bunch of small eva figs
after the 1% nonsense you'd think it would at least be a 1/1 scale of a waifu or something

@starlighthawk one year (wait no I did it twice lol RIP what I wanted to be a recurring tradition)my main gift was sewn touhous dolls which didn't really cost me much since I already have a supply of sewing stuff, so its all about the heart :toot:

[Pesco]

Would send Haku a dildo but I've already sent to him before and can't roll him again :<

[Chaore]

Speaking of completely obvious things I've been meaning to point out for a while-

Could I make a motion next year to include food allergens/dietary concerns in the CPSS sign-up sheet? Eventually one of these years we're going to have someone accidentally send something their recipient doesn't want to eat/can't eat, and I figure we should probably pre-emptively nip that in the bud.