Author Topic: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Happily Ever After  (Read 133552 times)

Bardiche

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #990 on: June 28, 2011, 01:50:10 PM »
Also I always stay off of popular wagons, which is why I pushed you instead of Chaore at D3 start, and didn't feel like joining the Chaore-iz-teh-scumz bandwagon that was content hanging about being useless.

Now can we lynch Schezo or do you want to sit about being
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Shadoweh

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #991 on: June 28, 2011, 02:05:11 PM »
YES
LET'S LYNCH HIM NOW
AT 10AM THAT WOULD BE GREAT

Bard: That's a bad excuse considering your current behaviour towards Schezo. I don't care if he's obvscum, you're still objectively hanging around him providing nothing useful to the day. This theory you're proposing at it's core is that talking is anti-town. I'm resigned to not getting much else out of you until Day 5, but you're doing pretty good for earning a lynch train so if you're town I'd ask you to think of :words: for tomorrow, good ones.  My vote's already on Scumzo, when Conqy, huh whatty and Hourai confirm they're ready they can hammer whenever. I assume the potato isn't picky on when we move to lynching tomorrow either. Or UK. Boy it sure is easy to forget UK is playing right now. >_> She should like post something delicious with those ~*gut*~ powers.


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Bardiche

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #992 on: June 28, 2011, 02:10:24 PM »
I have words ready for D5, but only D5. ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \

You're also misrepresenting my point~ talking isn't anti-town, but right now you're telling scum who are not suspected at all - that's just giving them ideas. Like Edible going "I THINK BARD IS THIRD PARTY" gave me ideas and an excuse in Zombie Mafias. (?∀`)

Edible

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #993 on: June 28, 2011, 03:25:35 PM »
I THINK BARD IS VOTE COUNT

Schezo - 3 - Shadoweh, Bardiche, Dormio

Not voting: Everyone else

Schezo is at L-2!

You have what, a day and a half left or something?

Conqueror

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #994 on: June 28, 2011, 03:48:13 PM »
[11:13:10] <Kitten4u> I'm becoming increasingly dissastified with UK
[11:14:34] <Kitten4u> I had initially thought she was town becuase of her position on the Chaore wagon, her efforts to get the town organized and that unvote of Chaore that prevented Schezo from hammering, but her recent stuff is making me question if that clear was premature
[11:14:48] <Kitten4u> It's like she's trying to coast on the cred from that. :/
[11:15:44] <Kitten4u> I'll go reread her when I wake up
[11:16:54] <Kitten4u> You can post this if you want.  I'd like to get that read in and discuss it with you when I wake up


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Schezo

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #995 on: June 28, 2011, 08:06:37 PM »
ZZZ

Are you going to give me a potion of youth now?  Is that what this voting me is all about?

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #996 on: June 28, 2011, 09:12:41 PM »
Hi Shadoweh. How many times have I stated, both privately and publicly that I can only post between 5 PM and 12 AM this week? I pushed a little and got 1 AM last night, and I was pretty tired today. Do you think it looks pretty to pressure me to post when I'm literally not even looking at this hell hole? I do find it hilarious you'd try to pressure me that way. And not in the ha ha way, but in the "hmm" way.

Dormio no longer exists to me.
My amazing gut powers feel strongly that BardxDormio are our scum team. I really, really, wanted to keep drinking the kool aid on Bard but his awful has exceeded my ability to turn a blind eye to him.

@Conquerer: This is kind of a thing that happens when you work 8 hours a day suddenly. I'm using a lot of my willpower for work so I don't have fucktons left for Mafia. And dear fucking god you need willpower to read this...thing. I've basically decided my D3 rereads are probably not happening unless it becomes critical, particularly given how much Bard and Dormio are throwing themselves at being lynched, much like their buddies.

So, tl;dr, unless I have a really good god damn reason to do it, I'm not feeling a reread of any sort. Even a Schezo ISO feels like it will make my eyes bleed. Will stay current on the happenings of today.


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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #997 on: June 28, 2011, 10:07:01 PM »
So Schezo is scum. We should lynch Schezo whenever today.
So UK is scum. We should lynch UK whenever tomorrow.
I believe the last scum is either Bardiche or Huh What...
Waiiiiiiiit a minuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeee.
Gddmt Hourai. Come back here man.

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Bardiche

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #998 on: June 28, 2011, 10:15:02 PM »
Yeah, UK looking for a convenient excuse not to do the D3 reads she's promised also makes me want to lynch her more. Throwing that Shadoweh is now also "Hmmm" makes me happy, but regretably if you think DormioxBard Scum OTP why do you need to toss suspicion on Shadoweh? Need to read the flows?

HEY GUYS, LET'S LYNCH THE FUCK OUT OF SCHEZO ALREADY and then UK tomorrow.

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UncertainJakutten

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #999 on: June 28, 2011, 10:16:35 PM »
I don't need to throw suspicion at Shadoweh. I do need to know why she thought it'd be an amazing idea to call me out for non posting when she knows damn well I'm not here. I'm not sure you're aware of how awkward that feels.

And of course you want to lynch me more, Bard, you know I've got your number. That's ok, I won't crush TOO many bones when I steamroll you tomorrow.


Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1000 on: June 28, 2011, 10:17:38 PM »
UK: You seemed suspicious of me last time you posted. Why did you drop me entirely in favor of Bard?

I at least expect some sort of explanation for this beyond gut on D5.

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1001 on: June 28, 2011, 10:20:59 PM »
It's because I thought about the situation. Several times yesterday you were saying things I agreed with, that made sense from a pro town perspective. Outside of the awful survivor comment, you've been saying things I like today. My wanting you dead started to feel more irrational and like I was clinging to that want I expressed earlier. Of wanting to believe you were scum.

BARD on the other hand. Uh...I'm not even sure I have to explain how awful he is. If I do I'll be a sad kitten. I may break down and do it at some point because I'm going to want to choo choo I'm a train all over his ass. Dormio would be easier probably, but fuck that! I WANNA GET THE AWESOME SCUM LYNCHES!


Bardiche

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1002 on: June 28, 2011, 10:21:25 PM »
Yep, UK, I want to lynch you because you realised my alignment. ( ?∀`)σ)∀`)
Just the same you want to lynch Dormio and I for realising your alignment.

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1003 on: June 28, 2011, 10:22:56 PM »
Heehee, it's more than that, but it'll suffice for now. It's particularly hilarious how you consider me scum now that I'm suspecting you. When you really hadn't before. You may have telegraphed the LLD mislynch well enough, but you totally fucked up here.


Bardiche

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1004 on: June 28, 2011, 10:26:54 PM »
My response to you runs along the following lines:
Heehee, it's more than that, but it'll suffice for now. It's particularly hilarious how you consider me scum now that I'm suspecting you. When you really hadn't before. You may have telegraphed the LLD mislynch well enough, but you totally fucked up here.

Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1005 on: June 28, 2011, 10:39:40 PM »
One new thing about Bard that is bugging me a bit.

Why did you softclaim bulletproof on an off-to-the-side comment? You would benifit a lot more from scum attempting to kill you and failing. I think you were possible enough of a NK target that you wouldn't want to randomly softclaim bulletproof, but not likely enough that you would want to gambit claiming bulletproof to ward off scum attacks. I can't see town intent in your softclaim. <_< It just seems falsified to me.

Bardiche

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1006 on: June 28, 2011, 10:41:54 PM »
I haven't claimed bulletproof at all. There's another reason scum can't kill me and I'll fullclaim it tomorrow. ヽ(?▽`)/

Well, good night for now~ lynch Schezo already.

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1007 on: June 28, 2011, 10:42:31 PM »
Well, yes, it's pretty hard for scum to kill you while you're scum. So good of you to claim that for us.


Shadoweh

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1008 on: June 28, 2011, 11:32:58 PM »
Yeah uh it's actually the amount of not doing it anytime you're here that's making me call you out.
Thanks for making it sound like I'm crazy though

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UncertainJakutten

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1009 on: June 28, 2011, 11:40:51 PM »
Anytime Shadoweh. I've been posting a fair bit, I think. Been responding when I have to, being fairly clear in my current suspicions. Better than some people, for certain.


Schezo

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1010 on: June 28, 2011, 11:49:58 PM »
You'll need a much better hammer than that if you want to kill me, just so you know.

Though I don't know why any of you want to kill me.  For once, I really have nothing to do with this incident.   

Yep. 

You should just think of me as part of the peanut gallery. 

Conqueror

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1011 on: June 29, 2011, 12:19:14 AM »
Post coming up don't hammer.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Conqueror

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1012 on: June 29, 2011, 12:53:43 AM »

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I'm trying to figure out how much of what I think of UK is me being irritated at her play and how much of it is her actually being scummy. I really hate her playstyle, so it's becoming rather difficult for me to tell. @_@ So because she's being a jerk and making me doubt my reads again, I'm going back to square one.

Bardiche: Scummy, could definitely be scum.
Dormio: Scummy, could definitely be scum.
Schezo: Die plz.
Shadoweh: Probably town due to interactions with Schezo.  I don't really see the point in pushing him when Chaore was under more pressure. Was also on Schezo's list of people to look at once he died, which also makes me think she's town.  Hat vore, etc.
Hourai: I'm still pretty sure he's town.  I haven't really had a problem with his content.  I don't really see the advantage in superbussing like that and I don't think Schezo and Chaore would have the guts to recruit him.
UK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! In all seriousness, I'm really disliking her recent posts.
HW: More hat vore if he flips scum. I don't think he was original scum, and I can't see Schezo tunneling on him, recruiting him and then tunneling on him some more.

Okay, so my reads aren't totally shot. It's just that now I have three suspects instead of two...and one of them is definitely town. I HATE EVERYTHING! I can't even use any amount of process of elimination on this because I can see them all as buddies with each other. @_@

UK, what happened between this post and now?


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1013 on: June 29, 2011, 12:56:01 AM »
Schezo claimed, I realized my gut was me trying to justify hating HW as much as I could, and I've felt better about your posts today, while feeling worse about Bard's. Sound about right?


Conqueror

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1014 on: June 29, 2011, 01:00:29 AM »
:|
Okay then.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Shadoweh

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1015 on: June 29, 2011, 01:30:55 AM »
I wish I could flip scum just to get vore from you. I'm guessing that answer wasn't satisfactory for you either.
So UncertainKittan, tomorrow, when we're in MYLO and have no obvscum to hammer, I'd appreciate it if you read over, say, Schezo. And Chaore. Those would be neat things. My leftover alcohol got disposed of and I didn't feel like a new cup so I am depressingly sober and rereading right now.

I cannot be bestowing of the hammer, it's up to you. I supose I should ask what you think of Dormio's latest post, the one half-written in Google Translate.


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Conqueror

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1016 on: June 29, 2011, 01:35:05 AM »
I'm ready to put Schezo at L-1 later tonight.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Conqueror

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1017 on: June 29, 2011, 01:35:33 AM »
Oh, and who is that directed at?


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Shadoweh

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1018 on: June 29, 2011, 01:36:52 AM »
The last sentence is for you Conqy, sorry ^^;


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UncertainJakutten

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Re: Night of the Vampire Mafia: Day 4 MyLo
« Reply #1019 on: June 29, 2011, 01:42:25 AM »
@Shadoweh: I didn't bother reading it. If he's going to post garbage, I'm going to treat it as such. That is not an acceptable post, and does not merit reading. Anyway, I can read the intent of today clearly enough. I might do the ISOs at some point. Certainly not tonight and you know why.