Ask a Staffer Ep. 5 - rdj

[Yukarin]

If every single person in the world save you, is danmaku and getting in contact with them would get you pi~chun'd, would you like it?

Given a choice between the three fundamentals of survival, food, water and shelter, what would you pick?

Do you like it when we ask incredibly stupid questions?

[Janitor Morgan]

If every single person in the world save you, is danmaku and getting in contact with them would get you pi~chun'd, would you like it?

Not at all. I wouldn't be able to shake anyone's hand or hug them or anything

Given a choice between the three fundamentals of survival, food, water and shelter, what would you pick?

Food. I can deal with the elements, and rain is a source of water anyhow.

Do you like it when we ask incredibly stupid questions?

They're certainly entertaining! Wouldn't mind a few more serious ones, though.

[Hello Purvis]

Kay!

What staff decision did you find the most agreeable? Least agreeable?

[theshirn]

How do you feel about having the significantly largest one of these to date?

[Janitor Morgan]

What staff decision did you find the most agreeable? Least agreeable?

Janitors are privy to staff decisions?

Of the ones I'm aware of, I'm not sure which one I'd find the most agreeable. As for least agreeable...I honestly didn't think the dustyjo callout was going to resolve as well as it did.

How do you feel about having the significantly largest one of these to date?

I feel like I'm micromanaging the thread too much and trying to squeeze more questions out of people. Plus I'm answering more frequently than the previous threads, so there's a slight bit more content there.

[Kips McKipzerson]

What do you think is the greatest thing about life?
The worst?
Colon Vee?
Henshin a go-go baby?
What is your opinion on video game reviewers such as IGN or GI, when neither can play games outside of shooters well? (I've seen this in person, apparently they dont know how to pluck pikmin in brawl with a GC controller ololololololo)

[Janitor Morgan]

What do you think is the greatest thing about life?

The fact that there are people like all of you out there.

The worst?

The fact that in some places, suffering is allowed to occur unchecked.

Colon Vee?

V:

Henshin a go-go baby?

What is your opinion on video game reviewers such as IGN or GI, when neither can play games outside of shooters well? (I've seen this in person, apparently they dont know how to pluck pikmin in brawl with a GC controller ololololololo)

Being able to play things other than shooters would help such reviewers be more unbiased.

[HakureiSM]

FPS/TPS, RPG or shmup?

[Mimachiro]

What's your favorite animal?

If it isn't already a youkai in touhou, would you like to see it make an appearance?

What would it's ability be?

[axman36]

Giant video game royale with every video game character goes about and you can have a 3 way MvC style team.

Of all the video game characters out there, who would you choose?

Who would you take with you during a zombie invasion?

A party of foolish adventurers have stumbled into your lair and have challenged you to a battle. What theme do they suddenly hear as the battle goes about?

Finally, upon reading this part of the question, your left foot fires a laser! What is the damage report!?

[Janitor Morgan]

Giant video game royale with every video game character goes about and you can have a 3 way MvC style team.

Of all the video game characters out there, who would you choose?

Admiral Bobbery from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Sheena from Tales of Symphonia, and the spiked falling ceiling from Tetris Plus.

Explosive power from the first, speed and summons from the second, and an "I win" button from the third.

Who would you take with you during a zombie invasion?

I'm honestly not sure, but we'd have to stick together for sure to get out of it alive.

A party of foolish adventurers have stumbled into your lair and have challenged you to a battle. What theme do they suddenly hear as the battle goes about?

SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU IKA RDJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0bKBi4Yx4E

[theshirn]

ESTELLE

I'M DYING

[HakureiSM]

FPS/TPS, RPG or shmup?

:<

[Janitor Morgan]

:<

i soz :<

RPG.

Also I skipped Genichiro somehow.

What's your favorite animal?

Fish. No specific type in particular.

If it isn't already a youkai in touhou, would you like to see it make an appearance?

What would its ability be?

Iku is a fish of sorts.

[HakureiSM]

Kiss, hug or handshake?

[Janitor Morgan]

Kiss, hug or handshake?

Depends on how well I know the person. If not very well, handshake; else, hug. I have yet to find someone IRL that I'd greet with a kiss.

[theshirn]

drunk touhou throwdown

please?

[あさらぎシジェ]

Do you remember the Alamo?

[Yukarin]

Why RDJ?

[Mimachiro]

Is it Miller Time?

Did you see Lily? (Yay, first day of spring!)

Do you believe in fairies?

[HakureiSM]

Drunk Touhou, Drunk Left4Dead or Drunk GTAIV?

[Janitor Morgan]

drunk touhou throwdown

please?

IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 82 POUNDS, ONE OF THE FOUR DEVAS OF THE MOUNTAIN AND MOOCHER AT THE HAKUREI SHRINE, SUIKAAAAAAA IBUUUUUUUKIIIIIII!

AND IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 147 POUNDS, ANOTHER DEVA OF THE MOUNTAIN, PROTECTOR OF FORMER HELL AND ROLLER OF MOOKS, YUUGIIIIIIII HOSHIGUUUUUMAAAAAAAA!

All right, ladies, this will be a ten-round match; if one of you isn't KOed by the end of the tenth, the winner will be decided by the judges. ...Assuming they are still alive. Ready...FIGHT!!

Do you remember the Alamo?

Nah. It's not like any rough-and-tumble frontiersmen with coonskin caps died there.

Why RDJ?

When I was little, and discovered the internet for the first time, I wanted my mom to help me register for Neopets. Her suggestion was to first make an e-mail address that was easy for me to remember, and suggested using things I already knew. I ended up going with rdj522 -- a combination of my initials and my birthday, February 52nd May 22nd. I've stuck with that ever since.

Is it Miller Time?

Nope.

Did you see Lily? (Yay, first day of spring!)

No, but I did see some potential allergy problems.

Do you believe in fairies?

No. They're an interesting concept, though, and if they did exist, I wouldn't complain.

Drunk Touhou, Drunk Left4Dead or Drunk GTAIV?

theshim.

Enough said.

[HakureiSM]

Well I meant you but okay

and shim only plays shmups, the shmuck

[theshirn]

Well I meant you but okay

and shim only plays shmups, the shmuck

lies and deceit

[Janitor Morgan]

Well I meant you but okay

and shim only plays shmups, the shmuck

Probably still drunk Touhou.

This hinges on me actually getting drunk, though, which will be illegal for the next year or so unless I'm in my parents' presence. I don't like the taste of alcohol anyhow.

[Whatthe]

Bulbasaur, Chikorita, Treecko, Turtwig or Snivy?
Charmander, Cyndaquil, Torchic, Chimchar or Tepig?
Squirtle, Totodile, Mudkip, Piplup or Oshawott?

Also, Haku:

shim only plays shmups, the shmuck

So, are you calling shim a shmupck, a shmucpk or a shmuckp? :V

[Mimachiro]

Sunny, Star, or Luna?

Tornado, Typhoon, or Blizzard?

Do you Hate-tate?

[Janitor Morgan]

Bulbasaur, Chikorita, Treecko, Turtwig or Snivy?
Charmander, Cyndaquil, Torchic, Chimchar or Tepig?
Squirtle, Totodile, Mudkip, Piplup or Oshawott?

Snivy, Cyndaquil, Piplup.

Sunny, Star, or Luna?

Star.

Tornado, Typhoon, or Blizzard?

ANYTHING BUT TYPHOON. I hate that weather so much in SWR/Soku ;_;

Do you Hate-tate?

Hatate's pretty cool.

[HakureiSM]

I don't like the taste of alcohol anyhow.

It's acquired, usually.

Also, Haku:So, are you calling shim a shmupck, a shmucpk or a shmuckp? :V

I'm calling him a shim.

Back on topic:
Assault rifle, sniper rifle or shotgun?

[Janitor Morgan]

Sniper rifle. I'd have an interesting time being able to aim any of those, much less shoot them, though.