Author Topic: HAIL YOUR OVERLORDS (Read 60786 times)

theshirn · « **Reply #330 on:** November 12, 2010, 05:52:37 PM »

* theshim consumes a muffin for lunch

No, really.

Sapz · « **Reply #331 on:** November 12, 2010, 05:53:34 PM »

I have consumed glorious cheese on toast! FOR MY COMRADES!

Moerin · « **Reply #332 on:** November 12, 2010, 05:53:46 PM »

Quote from: Matshail Gorbachev on November 12, 2010, 05:24:26 PM

I have nothing left to eat. Whatever shall I do? ;;

Do you have any pets or small relatives nearby?

theshirn · « **Reply #333 on:** November 12, 2010, 05:54:21 PM »

Quote from: Hugo S?pez on November 12, 2010, 05:53:34 PM

I have consumed glorious cheese on toast! FOR MY COMRADES!

This is indeed glorious. I need a damn toaster. All I have is a microwave.

Gpop · « **Reply #334 on:** November 12, 2010, 05:57:46 PM »

* Gpop drinks some pop

Waaaaiiiit.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #335 on:** November 12, 2010, 07:46:58 PM »

ATTENTION

IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THERE IS NO STRATOSPHERE.

THAT IS ALL.

Sylver · « **Reply #336 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:25:53 AM »

Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 12, 2010, 07:46:58 PM

ATTENTION

IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THERE IS NO STRATOSPHERE.

THAT IS ALL.

*dies of asphyxiation*

Bitmap · « **Reply #337 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:27:14 AM »

Hey gaise, lets put sulfuric acid in the sky. I heard it cures global warming.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #338 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:41:36 AM »

ATTENTION

THE CIRNAMA SHALL NOW BE PART OF EVERY SCHOOL CURRICULUM. FAILURE TO PASS A TEST OVER IT SHALL RESULT IN FAILURE TO OBTAIN A CERTIFICATE AND A WEEK IN THE SPIDER ROOM. THAT IS ALL.

Minch · « **Reply #339 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:44:00 AM »

Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 13, 2010, 01:41:36 AM

ATTENTION

THE CIRNAMA SHALL NOW BE PART OF EVERY SCHOOL CURRICULUM. FAILURE TO PASS A TEST OVER IT SHALL RESULT IN FAILURE TO OBTAIN A CERTIFICATE AND A WEEK IN THE SPIDER ROOM. THAT IS ALL.

Why a week in my room? Just because I keep spiders in there doesn't mean its open to the public!

Nobu · « **Reply #340 on:** November 13, 2010, 02:09:51 AM »

...... I leave for three days and everyone goes commie on me? What the hell. :ohdear:

Moerin · « **Reply #341 on:** November 13, 2010, 02:11:36 AM »

Not only that, you're now January.

...Yeah, it was a weird couple of days.

Bitmap · « **Reply #342 on:** November 13, 2010, 02:13:41 AM »

Quote from: Nobuko on November 13, 2010, 02:09:51 AM

...... I leave for three days and everyone goes commie on me? What the hell. :ohdear:

Communism is good though. It helps a nation to produce more causing a stronger economy.

Nobu · « **Reply #343 on:** November 13, 2010, 02:19:37 AM »

Quote from: Baka on November 13, 2010, 02:13:41 AM

Communism is good though. It helps a nation to produce more causing a stronger economy.

Yup, especially if you goad an entire nation to melt down all the useable metal goods in the country to make a bunch of useless pig iron. :]

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #344 on:** November 13, 2010, 02:53:47 AM »

Mary and Renko: "Hey guys, just peeking in here to tell you Communism is supported by glorious nation of Japan"

Sapz · « **Reply #345 on:** November 13, 2010, 04:07:11 AM »

A return to a capitalist government does not mean we should surrender - this is clearly a trial of our resolve! Stay strong, comrades! Communism shall win the day!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #346 on:** November 13, 2010, 04:28:24 AM »

ATTENTION

ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY SHOULD PREPARE FOR EXAMS IN THE CIRNAMA.

THAT IS ALL.

Bitmap · « **Reply #347 on:** November 13, 2010, 04:38:08 AM »

Dibs on their spot if one of them fails.

Aliquantic · « **Reply #348 on:** November 13, 2010, 04:52:31 AM »

Quote from: 红色中国 on November 13, 2010, 04:38:08 AM

Dibs on their spot if one of them fails.

I see the twin evils of opportunism and ambition are still alive and well in the heart of some of our less dedicated comrades! You ought to be helping people learn more so they can better serve the patriotic revolution, instead of being slavishly following your own base self-interest!

Bitmap · « **Reply #349 on:** November 13, 2010, 05:00:58 AM »

Quote from: Aliquantic on November 13, 2010, 04:52:31 AM

I see the twin evils of opportunism and ambition are still alive and well in the heart of some of our less dedicated comrades! You ought to be helping people learn more so they can better serve the patriotic revolution, instead of being slavishly following your own base self-interest!

I don't see why it is such a bad thing. With power I can command more followers and create a larger work force for communism.

Minch · « **Reply #350 on:** November 13, 2010, 05:38:38 AM »

Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 13, 2010, 04:28:24 AM

ATTENTION

ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY SHOULD PREPARE FOR EXAMS IN THE CIRNAMA.

THAT IS ALL.

Alright! NOW! If one falls short, LET ME TAKE IT PLEASE! I'll spread communism and the Cirnama.

Bitmap · « **Reply #351 on:** November 13, 2010, 05:39:51 AM »

Quote from: Yamame Jintao on November 13, 2010, 05:38:38 AM

Alright! NOW! If one falls short, LET ME TAKE IT PLEASE! I'll spread communism and the Cirnama.

Over your dead body...

Minch · « **Reply #352 on:** November 13, 2010, 05:42:46 AM »

Quote from: 红色中国 on November 13, 2010, 05:39:51 AM

Over your dead body...

What was that?
*cracks knuckles
You want a fight?

Prody · « **Reply #353 on:** November 13, 2010, 06:39:31 AM »

Cirnama...?

Minch · « **Reply #354 on:** November 13, 2010, 06:40:58 AM »

Didn't you look through your PM's for a link of the Cinrama? Purvis sent it to everyone...I think

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #355 on:** November 13, 2010, 07:03:16 AM »

Quote from: Prody on November 13, 2010, 06:39:31 AM

Cirnama...?

Someone hasn't been paying attention to the posts that have Attention in large 36 point font.

Minch · « **Reply #356 on:** November 13, 2010, 07:16:15 AM »

Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 13, 2010, 07:03:16 AM

Someone hasn't been paying attention to the posts that have Attention in large 36 point font.

PUT HIM IN THE SPIDER ROOM!

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #357 on:** November 13, 2010, 12:22:43 PM »

how can I become idiot maiden guys, how tell me plz

Bitmap · « **Reply #358 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:14:07 PM »

Quote from: Minchy Minch on November 13, 2010, 05:42:46 AM

What was that?
*cracks knuckles
You want a fight?

You are less useful in power and thus not worth my time, swine.

Iryan · « **Reply #359 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:55:21 PM »

Quote from: ♛ Λlstroemeria-F on November 13, 2010, 12:22:43 PM

how can I become idiot maiden guys, how tell me plz

Die, get reincarnated as a girl, stay a virgin, get lobotomized.