Author Topic: Touhou Bitching/Whining Thread mk. 7 (Read 226737 times)

Iryan · « **Reply #660 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:08:34 PM »

The only reason I dislike MarisaB is that both the sound effect and the darkening effect last noticably longer than the invincibility of her bomb. I mean, yeah, one can get used to it, but man, is it deceiving...

Bananamatic · « **Reply #661 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:09:26 PM »

laser marisa or spread marisa(B)?

Iryan · « **Reply #662 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:12:43 PM »

The MarisaB that is MarisaB, which is the spread type and also MarisaB. Doesn't shoot Bs, though. Not manly enough.

The Greatest Dog · « **Reply #663 on:** June 04, 2010, 10:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Naut on June 04, 2010, 06:33:08 PM

More importantly, why would you be using anybody other than
Spoiler:
skinny-useless-doesn't-eat-enough-small-ass-hitbox
Reimu when you're "clipdying"?

One of Reimu's powers is to be able to eat sweets without getting fat...
so Marisa's a fatty?

anyways...
FUCK YOU MEILING WHY CAN'T I HAVE INVINCIBILITY WHILE BOSSES ARE DYING LIKE IN IMPERISHABLE NIGHT?
FUCK YOU CIRNO HOW DID I DIE TO ICICLE FALL NORMAL WITH A BOMB IN STOCK
FUCK YOU REMILIA AND YOUR AWFUL BUBBLE HITBOXES. I DIED TO YOUR OPENER WITH A FREAKING BOMB.
and I was doing a 1cc run with the bomb stock set to zero, so... yeah.

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #664 on:** June 05, 2010, 12:12:21 AM »

LOLWUT I just realized in another failed 1cc of UFO that
In irchin's final, there is enough space to fit your hitbox right between the two BROFISTS.

Spoiler:

I still suck a stage 4 derpderpderpderp

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #665 on:** June 05, 2010, 12:13:51 AM »

I never was consistent enough to do that. I think even Marisa can do that. If not, then Sanae can too.

ark · « **Reply #666 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:03:32 AM »

There's quite a bit of room there actually

IBakaChan · « **Reply #667 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:50:47 PM »

I need to bitch about effing Alice in Labyrinth of Touhou

ARRRRRRGGHHHH.

1. I took down her healing doll just to get shot in the face with Seeker Dolls.
2. Patchy, who was in the fourth slot, got shield bashed in the FACE and was OHKO'd.
3. Masterspark failed. She silenced me before I could pull it off.
4. STOP KILLING REMI DAMMIT.

Then the angry touhou fangirl went on a rage-induced level-grind trip and returned to beat the living daylights out of Alice and her goddamn dolls.
The end :V

Bananamatic · « **Reply #668 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:05:41 PM »

2x Asteroid Belt seems to do more damage than a Master Spark :V

IBakaChan · « **Reply #669 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:29:06 PM »

Quote from: Bananamatic on June 05, 2010, 02:05:41 PM

2x Asteroid Belt seems to do more damage than a Master Spark :V

Srsly?
Because then I might just beat onibitch... :V

jc_foster · « **Reply #670 on:** June 05, 2010, 05:55:53 PM »

Went back to replay some early (level

Spoiler:

) DS scenes (after not touching the game for a couple weeks). Got plenty of scenes where I beat my old high score after two shots (!) .... except that now that I'm actually trying to score, I keep doing stupid stuff and take 10+ attempts to clear them ....

Serela · « **Reply #671 on:** June 06, 2010, 01:53:30 AM »

PoDD Lunatic.

The Decisive Battle and Chiyuri are fucking impossible.

Decisive Battle Kana is, almost unbelievably, the MOST impossible. She spams ex attacks and boss summons (who in turn summon more EX attacks) and they create friggin walls and aksdfhasdlghasdf

But even if I get Rikako for Decisive, who I can handle for like 8 minutes, I still don't usually reach Chiyuri. Who then curbstomps me so hard if I DO reach her.

Sen · « **Reply #672 on:** June 06, 2010, 01:58:32 AM »

Tried out UFO Hard today with random shottypes.

I now have Stages 1-4 unlocked for all shottypes on Hard. I have yet to get past Stage 5 even with hours of continuespamming :/

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #673 on:** June 06, 2010, 06:37:41 AM »

GOD DAMMIT, I suck more at UFO than at SA
At least In SA I don't clip motherfucking everything.
And in SA you don't need to run around dodging unfuckingfocused and grab blasted UFO pieces which always results in bad deaths or bombspam.

:getdown:

Spoiler:

Alice★f · « **Reply #674 on:** June 06, 2010, 06:49:05 AM »

Quote from: GenericTouhouFan on June 06, 2010, 06:37:41 AM

:getdown:

Holy shit that's so cool
:getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: On Topic: Sanae is too freaking clippy! Argh, I'm always thinking I'm going to die. And one of her nonspells is total hax. [Hard]

J.O.B · « **Reply #675 on:** June 06, 2010, 07:08:52 AM »

:getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown:

Quote from: GreenVirus on June 06, 2010, 06:49:05 AM

Holy shit that's so cool

Quote wasn't actually supposed to move but it did anyway.

Just a GBZero · « **Reply #676 on:** June 06, 2010, 07:11:36 AM »

I just had the glitchyest run of a touhou game yet. Once was a border break after I died losing power but not any lives, and the other was me dieing as I tried to bomb, and remained at full power. Both of these happened in stage 3.

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=9014

Here for a game over against Yuyuko 3 point items away from a extra life. And many derp deaths.

ebarrett · « **Reply #677 on:** June 06, 2010, 07:18:30 AM »

Quote from: NeoSerela on June 06, 2010, 01:53:30 AM

PoDD Lunatic.

Are you using Ellen? I don't remember anyone else getting Kana in the decisive match. And Ellen is *hard* to use. I mean, *stupidly hard*. The overpowered EX (which also gets spammed in one of the boss attacks) helps a lot but lol abysmal speed/charge/damage/everything else. Top-mid tier, since you can hit the AI fairly reliably unlike with some other cahrs, but you have to work a lot to stay alive, more than it's probably worth.

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #678 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:07:10 AM »

I am fucking raging.
First time on stage 6 UFO NORMAL
2 lives 3 bombs.
Gained 3 measly bombs from ufos
GO'd on the normal version of devil's recitation.

:getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :V :V :V :V :V
Continued. Gained 5 bombs
beat her and only died once on NUESPHERE and The final

TIME FOR AN EXCUSE.
DAMMIT GAME STOP DROPPING TO 45 FPS AND THEN SUDDENLY ACCELERATING TO 60.

FUCKFUCKFUCK I CAN TOTALY 1cc this but I failed.

Alice★f · « **Reply #679 on:** June 06, 2010, 11:52:27 PM »

Quote from: GreenVirus on April 19, 2010, 05:52:10 AM

WOO HOO UFO system is so cool I never had this happen to me berfore har har har
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/4287/crysomemoar1.png
Yet the player manages to suck this bad?
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9012/crysomemoar2.png
Replay: http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=8375

The past has repeated itself. This time with Sanae B: (Please see the original post. That was from almost two months, which makes this so embarrassing.)
http://tsundereworks.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/ufailo1.png
I have not tried UFO since my 1cc clear with Reimu B (Which was close BTW. Then I just played stage 2 Lunatic because of a challenge from Zengeku the Viking.

Oh, and look at Sanae. This is only a few milliseconds away from the kill.

BTW, You're absolutely right. Kogasa's Parasol Star Memories is total bullshit. (Yuugi may have Mt. Ooe, but that's the only bullshit card she's got.)
http://tsundereworks.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/ufailo2.png
w/e
As a person who is between Hard and Lunatic difficulty, this sucks like you can't imagine... (Exempt UFO. I cannot clear that in Hard.)[move] :getdown: [/move]

Spoiler:

[matsuri]Please don't resize images with the img tags anymore. It still loads the full image, and each one is quite a bit over the 150kb filesize limit.[/matsuri]
<got it, thanks!>

Choses · « **Reply #680 on:** June 06, 2010, 11:56:33 PM »

Byakuren.
I can't.

I decided to try Stage 6 on Normal mode, and I lost 7 lives to her (no bombs). All these nonspells are SO HARD for me, ON NORMAL MODE. Oh god, what will it be on Lunatic ? And the last spell, is there a trick I'm missing ? I try to capture it, again and again but no, I can't.
:getdown::getdown::getdown:
I don't know how I managed to 1cc UFO Normal. Maybe I should just stop playing for today.

Drake · « **Reply #681 on:** June 07, 2010, 12:03:08 AM »

Yeah, really people. Just because you realize you have the ability to scroll words and spam smileys doesn't mean you should. It's getting really annoying.

ark · « **Reply #682 on:** June 07, 2010, 01:09:35 AM »

Quote from: Drake on June 07, 2010, 12:03:08 AM

Yeah, really people. Just because you realize you have the ability to scroll words and spam smileys doesn't mean you should. It's getting really annoying.

gahhh I'm dying to everything today. I wish I wasn't so inconsistent all the time. :getdown:

Alice★f · « **Reply #683 on:** June 07, 2010, 01:40:23 AM »

Capture last card wut? http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=9028
Yeah, forget UFO. Not touching this game again. None of this stuff happened three months ago.

Zengeku · « **Reply #684 on:** June 07, 2010, 05:49:22 PM »

Remilia is being evil again! I have gotten close to capturing Scarlet Meister quite a bunch of times today but i always fuck up.

EDIT:

And now i got hit just as the attack was about to be over. The deathwave from getting hit ended the spellcard.

EDIT 2:

Arrggh fuck this attack. Luck has way too much to say in this attack and there isn't anything remarkable about capturing that spell anyway. Unless you can do it consistent its nothing more than getting lucky once. Hooray. A capture of Scarlet Meister is not even very different from a timeout of it because the timer is so short.

And there is no chance in hell i'll play the stage 200+ times just for a chance at a capture of a 15-second spellcard just to fail.

Choses · « **Reply #685 on:** June 07, 2010, 08:23:09 PM »

EoSD Lunatic, default lives. Got to Sakuya before my first continue. :V
I know I could do it with max lives, but it's kind of lame.

Where I love to die : Cirno's Shotgun, everywhere in stage 3 (those blue kunais), China's spells.

I do great in stage 4, as I died once and it was a stupid death. Patchouli is not too hard once you know how to deal with the lasers, but some of her spells still suck. (ReimuA)

I fear Scarlet Gensokyo. I captured it one time, but now it always destroy me in practice mode and it could shit on my 1cc. :ohdear:

Zengeku · « **Reply #686 on:** June 07, 2010, 08:25:35 PM »

Oh yes guys. Scrolling text and smily is damned annoying. Please stop it!

(Why'd they even make that possible to begin with? In what situation would that be appropriate?)

Choses · « **Reply #687 on:** June 07, 2010, 11:20:52 PM »

isfpoiwnefidsgfsndpisuhg

What's with Yamame's opener on Lunatic ? WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE ?
I can perfect Stage 2, but not the first one, just because of this piece of shit.

fffffffffffffff :colonveeplusalpha:

LHCling · « **Reply #688 on:** June 07, 2010, 11:40:23 PM »

Mistake number 6:

"Never thought this would come back around and bite me in the ass". That was a terrible Stage 5 run, by the way.

Drake · « **Reply #689 on:** June 08, 2010, 12:45:03 AM »

Quote from: Choses on June 07, 2010, 11:20:52 PM

isfpoiwnefidsgfsndpisuhg

What's with Yamame's opener on Lunatic ? WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE ?
I can perfect Stage 2, but not the first one, just because of this piece of shit.

fffffffffffffff :colonveeplusalpha:

If she moves downward first, bomb it. You're not getting past that shit. If she goes up, it's cool. Dodge in the direction away from the lowest point of the spiral.

Author Topic: Touhou Bitching/Whining Thread mk. 7 (Read 226737 times)

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