Author Topic: Touhou Bitching/Whining Thread mk. 7 (Read 226742 times)

Bananamatic · « **Reply #150 on:** April 27, 2010, 08:33:06 PM »

Quote from: Helion on April 27, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

EoSD run broken by S4. Deaths with bombs in stock etc. I'm starting to get used to this.

hi5

also I have this urge to try and 1cc UFO lunatic

theshirn · « **Reply #151 on:** April 27, 2010, 08:57:28 PM »

4 deaths with multiple bombs

goddamnit

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #152 on:** April 27, 2010, 11:54:40 PM »

1DNBNBB in the worst way possible

J.O.B · « **Reply #153 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:13:03 AM »

Goddamnit Grudge Bow.
I was playing UFO Extra one day and managed to get my best run of Nue.
I ended up with no lives and no bombs as I started Grudge Bow.
I managed to luck through most of it but when she had about this much health left (-----------) I died

.
I hate Nue now. :V

The Greatest Dog · « **Reply #154 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:17:57 AM »

Don't worry. The final phase of Grudge Bow is notorious.

But I haven't captured it yet, either.

Naut · « **Reply #155 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:56:09 AM »

Quote from: Bananamatic on April 27, 2010, 08:33:06 PM

also I have this urge to try and 1cc UFO lunatic

act upon this urge, become the awesome

Zengeku · « **Reply #156 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:12:18 AM »

1DNB Shou. Died at Complete Clarification again! BUGGER!

LHCling · « **Reply #157 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:21:33 AM »

Quote from: Naut on April 28, 2010, 06:56:09 AM

act upon this urge, become the awesome

8-8 timeout. With what appears to be WR-level scoring for this scene.

EDIT: Twice.
EDIT 2: Sigh. Only 600k because of corner dancing!Okuu.

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #158 on:** April 28, 2010, 04:01:57 PM »

Is complete clarification the one with the spinning X laser? Yeah...

I got the bonus on Grudge Bow

...

Barrakketh · « **Reply #159 on:** April 28, 2010, 04:20:14 PM »

Quote from: Mister Sanity on April 28, 2010, 04:01:57 PM

Is complete clarification the one with the spinning X laser? Yeah...

That's Vajra of Perfect Buddhism. Complete Clarification is her last card, the horizontal lasers that break into bullets.

Zengeku · « **Reply #160 on:** April 28, 2010, 04:55:12 PM »

Yet another 1DNB Shou Lunatic. This time i died to Radiant Treasure Gun... this is becoming quite annoying actually. I have had three of these now.

Infy♫ · « **Reply #161 on:** April 28, 2010, 05:16:03 PM »

fuk u kanako u ruined my failrun >:|
in this run i died so many dumb deaths it was miraculous how i even reached kanako. that was mainly through excessive bombing. but she still ruined it with that fucking final spell of hers :|

Ecthel · « **Reply #162 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:00:47 PM »

It just occurred to me
That I've been through this place again and again
And in the same spot every time I repeatedly die
I never will give up
As I attempt to dodge the nonspells
yet again I die to them.

If I only had enough lives from stage five,
It would make it so much easier to beat this level but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow
Every time I lose.

I can't defeat Shou.
No matter how I try to dodge all her lasers, she just kills me again
And even though I can bomb everything
It's no use. I try to fight, but I get continue screen in the end.
I shoot as fast as I can,
But when I had to go against Shou's Lasers I was helpless again
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my Bombs saved in reserve just as long as I can

It just occurred to me
That her life bar is almost empty again
If I didn't suck so much, I wouldn't have died here
I never will give up
But it's so difficult to navigate this danmaku and
now I see that I'm playing with my final life

If I only had a max bomb guage I'd be fine
It would make it so much easier to fight with Shou but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow
Every time I lose.

I can't defeat Murasaaa
No matter how I try to dodge her giant anchors, she always kills me again
And even though I can dodge her droplets
It's no use. I try to stay away but she keeps closing in.
I shoot as fast as I can
But when I had to go against Murasa final, I'm helpless again
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my bomb saved in reserve just as long as I can

Bananamatic · « **Reply #163 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:34:05 PM »

somehow, UFO lunatic 1cc doesn't seem so bad
st1-3 are learnable, st4 is basically a huge extend farm, st5 could be bombed to death with so many lives and st6 is all about getting a good UFO chain on the stage, then bombing everything.

But I don't want to :/

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #164 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:03:33 PM »

Tried out Phantasm since it's been a long time since I last played it.

Failed both runs. One on the survival, the other on BoLaD. Derped the survival on both. Only thing that went right was getting my first Double Death Butterfly capture on one of the two runs. A No Death, No Bomb, or Perfect run will not be happening on this anytime soon. Even the stage part was kicking my ass due to the faster bullets and shot times ruining the Extra strategies. Yukari's first card is terrible. Double Death Butterfly is terrible. Boundary of Humans and Youkai is way harder than Kokkuri-san's Contract, and why the hell can I not safespot BoLaD at all ever since my first ever clear?

ふねん1 · « **Reply #165 on:** April 28, 2010, 09:14:43 PM »

UFO Stage 5 Hard, one death on the third nonspell, survived everything else (with UFOs, of course).

AGHAGHAGH why did that beautiful run have to end so badly?

Alice★f · « **Reply #166 on:** April 29, 2010, 06:25:36 AM »

I'm out of it

SHIT

It's just like the day when I first started Touhou except the difficulty is Hard and not Normal.

I stopped playing for two weeks and now my playing is crap. I swear I was able to do this stage with only two deaths.
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=8517

Let's just hope I can get back to where I was with a few more games, else I'll start getting worried. =/

Helion · « **Reply #167 on:** April 29, 2010, 06:47:32 AM »

Back when I got there for the first time, I could do PCB S4 Hard/Lunatic with a life and a stock of bombs. Now above 2 lives/more than 1 stock of bombs. It's probably because after memorizing the stage now I'm just epically screwing up the Prismrivers.

Silent Harmony · « **Reply #168 on:** April 29, 2010, 07:53:16 PM »

Quote from: Saui on April 28, 2010, 06:00:47 PM

*I can't defeat ~~Air Man~~ Shou*

Arguably the most clever rage I've seen in this topic.

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #169 on:** April 30, 2010, 02:51:04 AM »

I was playing Mountain on a one credit Luna-dick. I got to stage four.
*sigh

I got the bonus on all of Nitori's cards though

Polaris · « **Reply #170 on:** April 30, 2010, 03:49:25 AM »

ALKDSUFGBNOIDTUQOUFDSAIFUAs

SARIEL
I HAD ONE BAR OF HEALTH LEFT
ONE BAR OF HEALTH AND I WOULD'VE HAD THIS 1CC IN THE BAG
(although there's still her second form but that's cake)
SARIEL YOU SUCK AND YOUR THEME IS BORING TOO GOSH

atoms2ashes · « **Reply #171 on:** April 30, 2010, 03:55:56 AM »

Quote from: Polaris on April 30, 2010, 03:49:25 AM

ALKDSUFGBNOIDTUQOUFDSAIFUAs

SARIEL
I HAD ONE BAR OF HEALTH LEFT
ONE BAR OF HEALTH AND I WOULD'VE HAD THIS 1CC IN THE BAG
(although there's still her second form but that's cake)
SARIEL YOU SUCK AND YOUR THEME IS BORING TOO GOSH

Strange...I always thought Sariel was a man...Though not a manly one, but still...

The first Touhou game I've played (and so far only one) is SA.
Easy mode: Satori keeps murdering me.
Normal mode: Parsee keeps murdering me.
Hard mode: Never tried it.
Lunatic mode: Kisume ate me.

I admit...I ferociously suck at danmaku...
I just played it for the lolis...

...and Parsee...

But mostly for the lolis and pretty bullets.

J.O.B · « **Reply #172 on:** April 30, 2010, 09:09:39 AM »

This is a topic to post your stupid fails in Touhou.
Today I was playing against Cirno in EoSD and died.
She really is the strongest isn't she?

Hey there, we already have a rather huge thread to post your Touhou screwups in. I'll merge this thread with that. Please use that thread from now on. ~Matsuri

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #173 on:** April 30, 2010, 09:31:00 AM »

First Blind run of IN normal.

woah, not bad, panic bomb'd a few cards in stage 1
Stage 2 went not too bad.
stage 3 didn't go all that well.
Stage 4 Powerful *nonspell* FUCK YOU MARISA!
Stage 5 HOLYCRAP! WHERE ARE MY LIVES (Used max default lives left with three at the end of stage);
Some how Kaguya is unlocked already...
so..
STAGE 6B: F**ed up the beginning. Screwed up Earth In a pot. Ok... final boss... 2 lives 3 bombs....
Messed up/ bomb'd on every nonspell.
Rainbow Danmaku.... OMG HP IS FINALLY GOING DOW-*PEW* *BAD ENDING*

ASDFGHIJKLQNIPXDMIJFKLAJ;FJDAJAFDLKJADFL;KJFDIFHQJIJFQENADNI;DEX!

:fail:

Zengeku · « **Reply #174 on:** April 30, 2010, 11:18:57 AM »

Quote from: Bananamatic on April 28, 2010, 06:34:05 PM

somehow, UFO lunatic 1cc doesn't seem so bad
st1-3 are learnable, st4 is basically a huge extend farm, st5 could be bombed to death with so many lives and st6 is all about getting a good UFO chain on the stage, then bombing everything.

But I don't want to :/

QFT.

Rook · « **Reply #175 on:** May 01, 2010, 05:19:44 AM »

Great Requiem "Why Does Concerto Grosso Take a Billion Years to Capture"

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #176 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:18:23 PM »

A few runs later with Neitherworld team (IN)
>Perfect Stage 1 normul
>ScrewUp LastSpell
>Perfect Stage 2
>ScrewUp LastSpell
>Perfect half stage 3
>1 bomb deathbomb one of keine's spells.
>Stage 4
>init fuckmarisa (somehow I cap'd the BS 2nd nonspell on a previous run and died on the next spell);
>task LoseLives {shotDownPlayer}
>Stage 5
>Screwstage
>ScrewTewi
>Fail Boss
>endstage with 5 lives 3 bombs
>Stage 6
>Screwupintro
>Failinapot
>Init FinalBoss 3lives3bombs
(not too bad, should be able to beat rainbow danmaku)
>fuckupnonspell#1
(Oh fuck...)
>bombnonspell#1
(Oh shit)
>BombSpellcard#1
>PanicBombnonspell#2
>BombSpellCard#- *Death*
(Oh FUCK NO)
>MoarDeath
>INIT SCREW UP ON FINAL NONSPELL
>WHAT? NO!
>UNDO!
>FDIZ...
:colonveeplusalpha:
That was my best run yet... FUAFDJHSDKLJFHASLKJHFLKASHFLKJAHLKDJHLKJHFALKJDHAKJSHLKFJHSAL
Got to practise on stage 5. I still don't find it pisseasy.

Turtlesaur · « **Reply #177 on:** May 01, 2010, 07:05:46 PM »

I am getting really good at these 0% deaths

and here I was 0.01 sec away from finally having all mainline windows extra cleared

Zengeku · « **Reply #178 on:** May 02, 2010, 07:22:52 AM »

Awww, the challenge Formless has given me is annoying. Timing out Superhuman that is. Reading it is not the problem but i seem to be consistently fuck it up by tapping the movement keys too hard. Fuck that's annoying.

LHCling · « **Reply #179 on:** May 02, 2010, 09:03:18 AM »

Microtapping is a skill as well :3c

Quote from: Bananamatic on April 28, 2010, 06:34:05 PM

But I don't want to :/

Do it do it do it do it do it.

Ignoring my terrible Survival-Score^TM runs which were done recently, I also tried UFO Stage 6 at random with MarisaB. Did a bit of scoring shenanigans, went in against Byakuren and did a 1DNB. What did I die to? The very last second of "LFO/S". And what happened thereafter? I didn't scream for fear of breaking my "quiet shut in person" persona that I've managed to develop (again) in my cottage. I just started breathing very, very heavily for the next 1-2 minutes thinking "what were you doing?".