*WARNING* Long paragraphs and rants below.
I still remember that day, September 1, 2014, when I came home, surprised by the big news of Touhou games, albeit fan-made, came to Playstation. At that time, numerous clouds of fulfilling dreams form over my head; Touhou is going worldwide! Touhou is going to be known by everyone! Touhou is going to be popular by a new level!
According to this video, if you still remember it Sony wants to bring an appeal of Japanese indie game to a wider range of audience and the best way to do that would be inviting ZUN and Touhou fans to join too. There is a reason for to be excited and optimistic.
Then fast forward to Feb 2016 and came the news of NIS America and XSEED localization, I was overflowed with joy, thinking that Touhou is finally going to the west, which would be a great place to start.
Days after days, I have been waiting for the release date so that I could see websites and Youtube videos of people commenting on the games. Those days have arrived and I saw a lot of comments, whether it is positive or negative, which is fine because they are opinions.
Now came the reviews that I have been reading days after days ever since the games were out which, honestly for the past two games, had been mediocre at best and all of my fervor and optimism have been receding and nearly die out. Thus, I expect the worst from Touhou reviews from now on. No, not the score that made me feel pessimistic but how people could be stupid and ignorant.
Genso Rondo is criticized for its sluggish control, lack of voice acting, lack of contents worth 30$, pointless Story mode, forgettable soundtrack and (for some) paywalls. I think this is fair and I have expected those prior to the release so I do not expect much from Genso Rondo, thinking it only as an introductory game. However, the only criticism I do not like is lengthy tutorial. I only think that people just plain hate reading and hate gaining more info. All in all, I expect Scarlet Curiosity to be better game for people to enjoy.
Then came the infuriating reviews that spark my curiosity of whether people are truly ignorant or being a troll. Scarlet Curiosity also receives an aggregate review of mediocrity; numerous reviewers say something along the line of: Lack of voice acting, repetitive combat and poor loot system, and easy boss fights, PS2 era visuals, too expensive (20$) and to top it all of...drum rolls please... FREAKING forgettable soundtrack!!!???
I?m sorry but I?m going to rebut all of this ignorant criticism and sink them all into oblivion. Lack of voice acting? Guess people likes Mighty no.9 and Sonic Boom?s marvelous voice acting and are like TL;DR. Repetition and easiness? So people like extremely hardcore game and dislike casual games. PS2 era visuals? I guess they dislike soothing visuals and want everything realistic because that is what video games are supposed to be nowadays. Steeping price? I guess they like an unfinished 60$ AAA game with pre-order bonuses and microtransactions. Forgettable soundtrack? Guess they like only Doom metal music and anything else gets zero.
You could argue that reviews should not always be taken into accounted. You might be right because reviews could easily be influenced in many ways; Reviewers could be biased from the start (IGN and Call of Duty for example), they are ignorant and are not willing to learn and change, or they are just a troll. Nevertheless, it is undeniable that nowadays people can easily be influenced by media, believing just about everything they say. Poor feedbacks could result in abandoned further localization.
But that?s not all why I feel pessimistic. The facts that since even a well-made fan games get a mediocre score, wouldn?t ZUN?s main game be worse? I can imagine the review and criticism be like:
- Poor visuals/characters, like a PS1/SNES game
- Pointless dialogues. You have to read the lores all on websites instead to get the whole story.
- Impossibly hard
- Music is annoying. Due to its unfair difficulty, it forces players to listen to the same music over and over again
- No other modes aside from shooting and more shooting.
1/10
I have ranted enough. All in all, I have a feeling that localizing Touhou fangames might not be a good idea and ZUN might be right to not localize his main game. Anyhow, my opinion might change if the review of Genso Wanderer turns out to be mostly positive.
Thank you for reading all of these and have a good day everyone.
Kageshirou