HAKUREISM (JERKFACE)
Y'all motherfuckers don't know 'bout my 'xcuseskillz
triangles is secret santa
Fuck I was so wary of this you have no idea, I mean I trust
you and I trust triangles 150% for obvious reasons and other less obvious ones and I guess I trust most people, but goddamn I didn't trust this at all at the time
Also thank you t-tangles as usual and always ;-;
SO as I've told Vic repeatedly to the point where he doesn't believe me anymore I've been working like my goddamn life depended on it(it does) for the past uh, since september, and since last month it's been non-stop all day everyday work for little to no 'pay' but it's starting to pay off anyway I basically gave up everything for better things and bah I'll make a thread about it later, or so I've told myself for the past month ANYWAY SECRET SANTA i have to work tomorrow early again so I have to be quick before I have to tell vic 'hey hurp sry didnt posted agains hadsta work lel' for the 300th time
Here's
the shit. part one :

MEDIUM FLAT RATE B-B-B-BOX
'MERICA
Oh cool bubble wrap

Weee bubble wrap!

What the fuck it keeps going

Motherfucker did you just send me a box filled with two long-ass rolls of bubble wrap

Fuck it here's a cat

Oh cool beneath the sea of wrapping there's a card
Them runes best not be casting nuthin' evil on mah family

..... must...... not......... aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
C-C-C-C-C-COME ON AND SLAM ! ! ! !So Santangles was like
'hey your partner was asking if you have a problem with sugar'
So I was like
'I don't like sweet things.'
So Kilga was like
'fuck you I'm sending the gift I'll send whatever the hell I want and you'll goddamn like it'
I like it a lot it's delicious

Uhhh.... needs more cowbell?
Haven't really listened to it yet, and lo and behold it's freaking february now who listens to christmas music at this point in time
Carnaval is going on all month now too, ain't nobody got time fo' that

A functional western doujin group that actually produces shit? Lies, all lies I say. I'll unwrap this and find a blank CD inside at most. You're not fooling me.

I actually put this in my old 70s/80s ~~ vintage hi-fi setup
TM ~~, and turned my Pioneer CD-player with a 6-CD changer cart on and hit play and sat there listening for like half an hour thinking "oh my this must be very derivative I can barely hear the originals anymore if at all wow" until I realized I'm a dumbass and what was playing was some fucking yoga relaxation disc that my mother put in there. Then I got pissed and left it for later. That was over a month ago, sorry dude I promise I'll listen to the CDs
Goddamn it's getting late must work work work- oh wait I almost forgot
Here's
the shit part two :

Ooohh mysterious (I've actually known what it is for years now)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAあああああああああああ it's so cute though
I'm going to wear this like a true man
Haven't had the chance yet though
Sure as hell not gonna wear it to work
Okay maybe
Fuck it I own the place I can wear whatever I want

Best bar name
Also good size too, as a long stick I like big shirts

Best girl, best shirt.
Thanks you two, so much. Bonus point+++++ for The Kilga for being the first to achieve the impossible task of actually getting a gift to me before the year ended, that was balls amazing, and Bonus point+++++ for The Vic for being the slowest at keeping his word and being the best at keeping his word. Y'all rock o7
Oh, and Bonus points+++++ for The_EP! for SUCKING and still not having his gift
I'M NOT THE LAST THIS YEAR AHSEIAHEIOHAEIOUHAOIEHOIAHEIHAIOHEOIAUHEOIAHEIAHEIUHAEOIHIHAEIH I REPORT