NoTV 2 Mafia (Game Over, Scum and 3rd Party Win)

[SB]

BT, do you have an actual case on Sky and I being the scumteam or not? Why would I try and force a lynch on Shadoweh D1 if I was her buddy?

@PX: Like I said before, she probably IS the recruiter, so. Also, by that logic, we have no reason to trust your vanilla claim. Do you have any reason to specifically mistrust Mitsuki?

I'm in /effort mode for this game atm so actual content will come tomorrow.

[Dr Rawr]

Mitsuki I'd lynch if shadoweh wasn't already being the best Scum ever. Actiondan was the most random nightkill unless Scum knew he was the cop. Mitsuki claimed to have known about the role so there's that. The youkai claim the goes with raikarias claim is also strange in its a own way. Scum don't have much of a fake claim and raikaria has no idea how to fake claim and since they have no day talk it's probably some awkward attempt to help raikaria.

I'm 10% sure I voted shadoweh so I haven't then assume I'm there because phone posting sucks and no buttons for editing.

Conq seemed like a obvious night kill seeing as he begged for the moonstone so no reason to doubt the claim that much.

[Mitsuki]

Mitsuki I'd lynch if shadoweh wasn't already being the best Scum ever. Actiondan was the most random nightkill unless Scum knew he was the cop. Mitsuki claimed to have known about the role so there's that. The youkai claim the goes with raikarias claim is also strange in its a own way. Scum don't have much of a fake claim and raikaria has no idea how to fake claim and since they have no day talk it's probably some awkward attempt to help raikaria.

Why would I claim having known Dan's role in I could just remain silent about it?
Also what attempt on helping Raikaria? I said he scumslipped... Also I only claimed youkai after he died, because people asked me about it.

[PX]

I still feel really left out, wtf is this moonstone?

[SB]

As far as I can tell it's a courier item that makes the holder recruitment immune?

But pls respond to my question.

[PX]

Honestly, it's the youkai claim. It just doesn't seem like it fits.

[BT]

The moonstone is an item with effects (bastard mod) that lets you pass it to another player in twilight with a message.

SB: I'm winging it so no cases, just where I'll look at first when I actually get to making cases.

[PX]

And her initial reaction of "He just scumslipped by claiming Youkai" when she herself is apparently one is just :\

Okay, maybe the scumslip wasn't response to him claiming youkai, this game is confusing :|

[Shadoweh]

HI EVERYONE I FELL ASLEEP BUT IM BACK I KNOW YOU MISSED ME!


wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Sadowmeh isn?t a Marie Sue ok she isn?t perfect SHES A VMAPIRES! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!


Conqy-poo and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Vampire sings on my nails in red nail polish ( c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to BEETEE. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Conqy-poo. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Conqy-poo. We went into his room and locked the door. Then?

We started verbing passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He verbed me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started verbing out no no no no no NO! (c is dat stupid?)

?Oh Conqy-poo, Conqy-poo!? I screamed while verbing an extremely well congugated noun when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Conqy-poo?s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words? BEETEE!

I was so angry.

?You bastard!? I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

?No! No! But you don?t understand!? Conqy-poo pleaded. But I knew too much.

?No, you fucking idiot!? I shouted. ?You probably have AIDs anyway!?

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Conqy-poo ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big dictionary but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in BEETEE?s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Serious Bananas and some other people.

?BEETEE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!? I yelled.

[PX]

Hi Shadoweh, at least you're posting. Are you town?

[Sky_Paladin]

Mitsuki

Why would I claim having known Dan's role in I could just remain silent about it?

At the time I thought this was basically a smoking gun, but after re-reading some of the interactions I'm hmm. 

Scum never kill ActionDan because why waste a perfectly good mislynch?  But they certainly could use up a rolecop to see what he is sitting on, and that's consistent with him being killed off pretty early. 

I'm not really happy with CF7 voting for Shadoweh yesterday even with today's hilarious situation because it didn't prove anything that Conqueror had not already established, and then when he finally hammered Raikaria, it came after time had elapsed by quite-some-time. 

I'll go through the whole thread again in a few hours. 

[Shadoweh]

I'm Townie Obvtown! ^_^/


Everyone in the class stared at me and then Conqy-poo came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

?Shadoweh, it?s not what you think!? Conqy-poo screamed sadly.

My friend Dorian Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Dorian was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Just killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not White. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Scarlet now not Human Village. )

?What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!? Serious Bananas demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

?BEETEE, I can?t believe you cheated on me with Conqy-poo!? I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

"I don?t know why Shadoweh was so mad at me. I had went out with BEETEE (I?m bi and so is Shadoweh) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Action DAN, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic." (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

?But I?m not going out with Conqy-poo anymore!? said BEETEE.

?Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!? I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Conqy-poo and then I started to bust into tears.

[Dr Rawr]

As enjoyable as shadowehs posts are we aren't going to let her dude her way out of a lynch.

[Shadoweh]

Dude!

Dude

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDRE


stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if Pxenex swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson SEB dosent lik BEETEE now is coz hes christian and BEETEE is a Vampire! MCR ROX!


I was so mad and sad. I couldn?t believe Conqy-poo for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I congugated it with Conqy-poo.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn?t have a nose (basically like Just in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn?t gothic. It was?? Just!

?No!? I shouted in a scared voice but then Just shouted ?Imperius!? and I couldn?t run away.

?Crookshanks!? I shouted at him. Just fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I?m a sadist so I stopped.

?Shadoweh.? he yelled. ?Thou must kill BEETEE Potter!?

I thought about BEETEE and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like A Pokemon. I remembered that Conqy-poo had said I didn?t understand, so I thought, what if Conqy-poo went out with BEETEE before I went out with him and they broke up?

?No, Just!? I shouted back.

Just gave me a gun. ?No! Please!? I begged.

?Thou must!? he yelled. ?If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Conqy-poo!?

?How did you know?? I asked in a surprised way.

Just got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. ?I hath telekinesis.? he answered cruelly. ?And if you doth not kill BEETEE, then thou know what will happen to Conqy-poo!? he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn?t know what to do. Suddenly Conqy-poo came into the woods.

?Conqy-poo!? I said. ?Hi!?

?Hi.? he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between A pokemon and Yuno.

?Are you okay?? I asked.

?No.? he answered.

?I?m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.? I expelled.

?That?s okay.? he said all depressed and we went back into Touhou together verbing out.

[Sky_Paladin]

Actually I just realised it could be a smoking gun, but not for Mitsuki. 

Rawr:  Of course not.  Just make sure not to put her at L-1 or she'll self hammer and end this glorious revelation of Shadoweh's teenage years. 

BT - did you ever find out who gave you the moonstone? 

Conq - About the moonstone, I assume it's some kind of quicktopic thing.  Maybe it's a new one each night, I don't know.  I assume you can only read/write in there while you're holding it - except that Mitsuki wrote something like 'ActionDan claimed to me through the moonstone', so I'm assuming it's some kind of two way thing.  I'm wondering if it's possible that it's been scum compromised - or perhaps was from the very beginning. 

[Shadoweh]

stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out Dorian mary isn?t a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!


I was really scared about Jsut all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are Dorian Mary, BEETEE, Conqy-poo, Sky Paladin (although we call him Sky P now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Zakky-chan. Only today Conqy-poo and Vampire were depressed so they weren?t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Conqy-poo was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn?t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there?s no way I?m writing that) or a steak) and BEETEE was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my verbs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I?m a slut but I?m really not.

We were singing a cover of ?Helena? and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

?Shadoweh! Are you OK?? Dorian Mary asked in a concerted voice.

?What the fuck do you think?? I asked angrily. And then I said. ?Well, Just came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill BEETEE! But I don?t want to kill him, because, he?s really nice, even if he did go out with Conqy-poo. But if I don?t kill BEETEE, then Just, will fucking kill Conqy-poo!? I burst into tears.
Suddenly Conqy-poo jumped out from behind a wall.

?Why didn?t you fucking tell me!? he shouted. ?How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!? (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Conqy-poo started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Peeeex walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn?t cause he had a headache.

?What have you done!? He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) ?Shadoweh Conqy-poo has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.?

[Conqueror]

I don't know who started out with the moonstone, and they didn't claim, which is the most suspicious part. So it's possible that it could have been compromised that way.

[Conqueror]

It's not a quicktopic; you just get to send a 100-word message along with it.

[Shadoweh]

MOOOON SHADOW MOON SHADOW


i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend Mitsuki 4 hleping me!


?NO!? I screamed. I was horrorfied! Dorian Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Peeexx chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn?t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed? SBS was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And BBM was verbing to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

?EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!? I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly BEETEE ran in.

?Abra Kedavra!? he yelled at Serious Bananas and BBM pointing his womb.

I took my gun and shot Serious Bananas and BBM a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Pxpxpxpxpx ran in. ?Shadoweh, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? he shouted looking at Serious Bananas and BBM and then he waved his wand and suddenly?

Zakky-chan ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

?What do you know, Zakky-chan? You?re just a little Touhou student!?

?I MAY BE A Touhou STUDENT?.? Zacxky-chins paused angrily. ?BUT I AM ALSO A Vampire!?

?This cannot be.? SBS said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Pxpxpxpxpx?s wand had shot him. ?There must be other factors.?

?YOU DON?T HAVE ANY!? I yelled in madly.

BBM held up the camera triumelephantly. ?The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!?

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

?Why are you doing this?? BBM said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

?BECAUSE?BECAUSE?.? Zaxky-chns said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

?Because you?re goffic?? SBS asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

?Because I LOVE HER!?

[Dr Rawr]

Is the moonstone originally part of some role or is just a gimmick in this game?

[Shadoweh]

You know, I've actually had to read these as I'm changing names, I think I'm giving myself brain damage :<

stop f,aing ok Zakky-chan is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no SBS iant kristian plus Zakky-chan isn?t really in luv wif Shadoweh dat was sewdcir ok!



I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Cnogqy-puu had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

?NO!? I THOUGHT IT WAS ZACKy-chan but it was BEETEE. He started to scream. ?OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!? and then?.. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

I stopped. ?How did u know??

?I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!?

?NO!? I ran up closer. ?I thought you didn?t have a scar anymore!? I shouted.

?I do but Sky P changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.? he said back. ?Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Conqy-poo??.Jbust has him bondage!?

[PX]

It's not a quicktopic; you just get to send a 100-word message along with it.

When is it passed? Also, I know it's a parody and stuff Shadoweh but no derogatory language and the like this

stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out Dorian mary isn?t a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

Also, you can always use the replace option instead of actually reading

[Affinity]

What is wrong with you people?

Shadoweh: PX, CF7 (2)

Not voting; everyone else

You have 2 days remaining.
With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

[Shadoweh]

I AM using the replace option. The names aren't spelled right half the time >:C
Now replacing gay and fag with Happy and Cigar!

Anyway I was in the school nurse?s office now recovering from my slit wrists. SBS and BBM and ZACCY were there too. They were going to St. Mango?s after they recovered cause they were lovefiles and you can?t have those gnetly caressing GBS threadss teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Peeexx had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Zakky-chan came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

?SAHDOWEH I need to tell u somethnig.? he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

?gnetly caress off.? I told him. ?You know I gnetly caressing hate the color pink anyway, and I don?t like gnetly caressed up preps like you.? I SBSped. Zakky-chan had been mean to me before for being gottik.

?No SAHDOWEH.? Zakky-chan says. ?Those are not roses.?

?What, are they goffs too you poser prep?? I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

?I saved your life!? He yelled angrily. ?No you didn?t I replied.? ?You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by SBS and BBM.? Who VERBED (c is dat speld Sky Palading) to it he added silently.

?Whatever!? I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. ?These aren?t roses.? He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that?s all you haD TO SAY! .

?That?s not a spell that?s an MCR song.? I corrected him wisely.

?I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.? Then he screamed. ?Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for Mitsuki I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!?

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn?t a prep.

?OK I believe you now wtf is Clongy-tuu??

Zlacky-chan rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

?U c, Shaddowehh,? Pxpxpxpxpx said, watching the two of us watching the flame. ?2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k??

?I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!? Zakky-chan yelled. Pxpxpxpxpx lookd shockd. I guess he didn?t have a headache or else he would have said something back.

Zlacky-chum stormed off back into his bed. ?U r a liar, prof Peeexxe!?

[PX]

You know what, Shadoweh has been showing more effort than other people. You're okay, you're okay.

Unvote

[BT]

Fun fact: I do have a scar, on the bridge of my nose (stitches - I have to lower my eyebrows so it's visible). Shadoweh's a spy for serious.

[Shadoweh]

The truth is that the calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE



(My cellphone provider used to call me several times a day to offer their ?awesome? services. I got fed up and told them to stop. It took a while and I had to involve the regulatory agency.)

(Phone rings.)

Me: ?Hello??

Telemarketer: ?Hi! It?s [Telemarketer] from [Provider]??

Me: ?I asked to be let out of your call list.?

Telemarketer: ?Yes! We are calling to ask you to get back to our offer service!?

Me: ?

Telemarketer: ?You?ll never miss an amazing offer ever again!?

Me: ??am I supposed to be laughing??

(I?m still trying to get them to stop.)

[PX]

Shadoweh, you look like the towniest person in here with all your town effort. Plz tell me who to vote, and I will sheep

[Shadoweh]

You should definitely vote for Serela. He's a p untrustworthy fellow and i heard he can't even talk to people without being mistaken for a cat!

(I am at my dentist of 10 years having a crown put in. Since the dentist is quite far from home my sister drives me and sits in the waiting room whilst I?m having my crown put in. This conversation happens with the dentist?s assistant.)

Assistant: ?So, is that your girlfriend outside waiting for you??

Me: ?No, that?s my sister??

Assistant: ?Oh? you look good together. You should date!?

(Neither of us could make eye contact with the assistant after that.)

[Sky_Paladin]

I was supposed to have hours free but my day got used up so I'll have to do it tomorrow when I presumably have a free day. 

##vote Shadoweh

I love these stories as much as everyone but I feel like if we don't put some votes there she might stop talking :C :C :C