> "Yeah, they do look like that, don't they? But nah, you'll have a hard time just going out to any ol' river and collecting real onyxes. They're rare enough to be worth a little bit."
> Turn to the blonde ghost and point at the hole.
> "So, uh, what's up with her? Should I ask the Buddhists what happened, maybe find out if whatever the issue is can be fixed?"