With all the unrest currently in the Middle East, aren't you worried about it spreading through your city centrally located country?

Heheh, the only thing that'll get the chelloveks in Neohio in the streets causing unrest is marchin' to get rid of that dang "illegals". If their prejudices ain't involved in right-wing causes, they're too appy-thetic on the whole.
Do you subscribe to any conspiracy theories? Is there one in particular that is so outlandish that it just tickles you pink to think about it?

To be honest, I find The Bush Administration Let 9/11 Happen hard to discount, given how at least one major right wing think tanks openly called for a new Pearl Harbor as a uniting event. But it's also not difficult to believe things were just fumbled on the intelligence level. As for outlandish ones? There's so many! Chemtrails, David Ickes Lizardmen, Ron Paul '08, Fluoridation concerns, HAARP. The list goes on!
What got you started volunteering on election days? Do you volunteer on election campaigns as well?

Two things: Firstly the money was helpful in a time when I really needed it. But also because my Grandma had been doing it since before I was born, and instilled in me the idea that it's just something people should do.
Why am I your favorite?

Because you are my dawg. Remember last year, when I was tripped out on anesthesia and went into the drunbk thread to praise your name, and didn't remember doing it later on? That's why.
Do you do any writing outside of your games?

Rarely, anymore. I find it very frustrating to try and craft scenes or dialogue to my personal standards. As such, it's seldom easy to force myself to want to do it anymore. Despite all appearances to the contrary, I try to hold myself up to a professional standard.

Never you rasoodock the dyslexia!

I think for supper I will beat you with a board.