GREETINGS MORTALS AND CHIREISIt is I! Your lord and master and other extremely impressive titles, Chaore! Once again in my GLORIOUS TRUE FORM. Or was. Time is a human construct anyway.
As you can see, I have received a modest tribute by one who wishes to have my blessings for that glorious night of Christmas once again. I am standing on it, to properly demonstrate dominance over it before i tear into it. It is not particularly heavy, and appears to have been shipped from some sort of 'Santa Reimu's Workshop'. While adorable, these tributes make it impossible for me to bless you, so I'll just have to mail another round of blessings to RDJ or something.
BUT ENOUGH OF THIS, TO THE OPENING

Dastardly! Disguising it's true form of two presents by hiding it in a larger box! I like how you think, I'll have to add another set of blessings to the 'send to RDJ' pile.
One is labeled from the mysterious 'CIRNO CLAUS' and the other, of course, from my archnemesis of three seconds ago to probably three minutes from now 'SANTA REIMU'. Names may not be exact, the paper and labels are long gone.
This is probably why i just forward all my blessings to RDJ instead.
As it is the easiest to get to, Cirno Claus' tribute will be opened first!
EXCELLENT.A pile of various Cocoas and Chocolatey treats. Straight from my book of 'probably literally no one dislikes delicious delectables for Christmas'. I like how you think. Another blessing to the pile!
Reimu Claus, Santa Reimu, Etc. You have a lot to try and match up to-
awwww shit
A bag in pattern of the infamous 'Archer'! Quite fortuitous, indeed. It matches quite well with a tribute from last year, and I look forward to being a turbo-nerd and using them both in conjunction.
There was also a free pin, seen in the picture above on top of the bag, which ended up being Archer as well, in either a planned circumstance or some crazy luck. If I ever feel like being completely unsubtle, it'll go perfectly with the bag.
Overall, Thank you quite a deal for your GLORIOUS TRIBUTE TO THE RABBIT EMPIRE, Secret Santa! I'll take good care of the bag and enjoy these chocolatey treats with abundance.
As I have no clue who you could be, I will continue to shower RDJ with blessing in your stead.