Author Topic: NoTV 2 Mafia (Game Over, Scum and 3rd Party Win) (Read 98262 times)

PX · « **Reply #810 on:** October 15, 2014, 09:48:21 AM »

##Vote Serela

Srs vote I think he's scum

Shadoweh · « **Reply #811 on:** October 15, 2014, 09:49:40 AM »

Well, these stories are hard, but I found something really special just for YOU!

Have you ever wondered who your sanic is, Sky P? Because I found it for you!

Sky the Hedgehog!

PX · « **Reply #812 on:** October 15, 2014, 09:54:20 AM »

Is that you Nick? Please Phoenix, save Shadoweh in court!

Shadoweh · « **Reply #813 on:** October 15, 2014, 10:38:14 AM »

(My wife and I get our nine-year-old daughter a cell phone. Unfortunately, her number was formerly used by a Jes?s [pronounced hey-soos] Gonzales. We keep getting calls from creditors for months, finally convincing them that the number is no longer his. Then one evening, her phone gets a ?blocked number? call. I take it, preparing to explain the situation. However, the caller is an autocaller, which uses a text reader and menu to communicate. It is also pronouncing Jes?s?s name ?gee-zus,? like from church.)

Autocaller: ?Hello. I am trying to contact ? Jesus Gonzales.If you are? Jesus? press one; otherwise, press two.?

Me: *presses two, while starting to giggle a little*

Autocaller: ?I see that you are not? Jesus. Do you know? Jesus? Is so, press one; if not, press two.?

Me: *presses 2, laughing now*

Autocaller: ?Do you know how we can find? Jesus? If yes, press one; if no, press two.?

Me: *presses 2; laughing loudly*

Autocaller: ?Thank you.? *hangs up*

Wife: ?Who were they looking for??

Me: ?They were looking for Jesus!?

Shadoweh · « **Reply #814 on:** October 15, 2014, 04:04:53 PM »

All of this talk and also the 80th thread about feminism on mofiascum reminds me of a story that actually happened.

So I'd been having a problem for a few days where I was given a key to my apartment's deadbolt downstairs, but not the door handle, because they didn't have keys for it and people were just told to only lock the deadbolt. A new tenant had decided locking the door handle every night was a great idea and three nights in a row I had to knock to wake someone up and let me and UK in who was with me at the time.

One night (the last night this happened since i kicked up a fit about it) there was really no one awake, so at 2am about I suggest we just head over to a Tim Hortons and wait for the guy I know works at 4am to wake up. So we head onto the main road to downtown to take the fifteen minute walk to the Timmies. Across the street a bit of a distance in front of a convenience store there's two guys standing outside, and one of them hollers, "WOW YOU WOMEN ARE SMOKING HOT, BUT ESPECIALLY THE ONE IN FRONT!" and dudebro starts to walk in a diagonal line towards us. Unsurprisingly we keep walking faster, and he yells behind us "OH CMON, DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRD!"

I'm afraid it was a little too late for that, dudebro..

PX · « **Reply #815 on:** October 15, 2014, 04:07:17 PM »

Vote Shadoweh

Shadoweh · « **Reply #816 on:** October 15, 2014, 04:08:27 PM »

What, I didn't make that one up!

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #817 on:** October 15, 2014, 04:41:43 PM »

##Vote: Shadoweh

wow what story 10/10 makes me cry everytime

Conqueror · « **Reply #818 on:** October 15, 2014, 07:14:38 PM »

I didn't know Tim Horton's had 24-hour service.

If no one has anything to say I'll probably just prod-dodge until I can think of what I want to do with the moonstone this twilight.

Conqueror · « **Reply #819 on:** October 15, 2014, 07:16:08 PM »

Quote from: PX on October 15, 2014, 02:15:48 AM

When is it passed?

BT posted the answer to that question just above you!

PX · « **Reply #820 on:** October 15, 2014, 07:26:30 PM »

Alright, can we track down the progress of the moonstone from D1?

Conqueror · « **Reply #821 on:** October 15, 2014, 07:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Conqueror on October 11, 2014, 09:59:21 PM

Unknown person --> BT --> Dan --> Mitsuki.

It's like no one reads my posts.

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #822 on:** October 15, 2014, 07:56:52 PM »

Well if BT were Scum I can't imagine Scum passing it to each other if it originated from Scum. Anyways I guess my post flew past everyone but is the moonstone part of someone's role is it a gimmick to this game?

Conqueror · « **Reply #823 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:12:55 PM »

I'm 99% sure BT was town originally; I think his play matches recruit behavior. I'll probably claim why I know this tomorrow.

Both? Someone had to give it to BT so I'm assuming it's part of someone's role, but it's tied into my role and has a bunch of other effects.

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #824 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:27:32 PM »

Ok then

So conq I don't really feel like looking back but you did claim bulletproof right? If you did, you realize how frownie face I am right now.

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #825 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:32:34 PM »

But ugh the lack of night kill and shadoweh saying she docced you and you have role block pretty much makes you confirmed town since scum has to night kill

CF7 · « **Reply #826 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:35:09 PM »

I woke up with a splitting headache this morning and spent the whole day lying in bed, because painkillers refused to work. Well looks like i haven't missed much.

Conqueror · « **Reply #827 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:38:07 PM »

I claimed bp for WIFOM reasons since I also have other parts of my role I could be using tonight. Also to preempt Shadoweh's doc fishing.

Conqueror · « **Reply #828 on:** October 15, 2014, 09:14:25 PM »

Thinking about it now I'm more and more convinced that what whoever said about scum listening in on the moonstone is actually true given Dan's coincidental nightkill plus the events of last night.

It might be worth it to sort out claims today and get a night action lockdown plan going for tonight. Not sure yet, since scum are probably going to have at least a one-shot roleblocker. will think about it.

SB · « **Reply #829 on:** October 15, 2014, 09:58:04 PM »

This is essentially a prod dodge bc I haven't felt too great today so I haven't reread too closely.

I'm assuming scum is:

Raikaria: Janvig+Strongman
Shadoweh: Recruiter+Godfather or Stone?

: Info Role or something? Don't think it's a Joat this time.

Who's even unclaimed at this point? I'm fairly sure we have 2 claims+3 implied, so depending on how many we have outed I would go for massclaim today? It also depends if we literally have the time to do it or not.

SB · « **Reply #830 on:** October 15, 2014, 09:59:34 PM »

Also random theory: scum gives BT the stone to ensure that they can get the recruit off on him rather than taking a chance on where it goes?

Bardiche · « **Reply #831 on:** October 15, 2014, 10:30:19 PM »

I'm the last Scum!

Shadoweh: PX, CF7, SkyPal, DrRawr (4) L-1, and such.

Not voting; everyone else

You have 1 day remaining.
With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

Sky_Paladin · « **Reply #832 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:31:38 AM »

I figured that since nobody ever stepped forward to tell BT who gave him the stone, the stone probably originated from scum. There's no reason they'd give out something beneficial to us for no reason, so I assume they can spy on it.

Either that or BT was scum all along, because:

Quote

Anyway, I think I will divulge more info after thinking about it. Someone passed me an item during twilight and I have no idea what it does or if it does anything because of bastard elements. It allows the holder to pass it along with a 100 word message, so the first person told me it's supposed to be good to town and bad to scum, but that's impossible to confirm and even if first person is town it's possible the mod lied, because overnight I got a "vision" that made it out to be a dangerous little thing. I plan to use it as a communication device because I can't confirm any of its other uses if they even exist. Hopefully it's not a hot potato bomb because I'd want to keep it in the possession of town and all.

This description does not match with what anybody else has said and after reading it fills me with alarm and terror.

Sky_Paladin · « **Reply #833 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:32:13 AM »

##unvote

You should all know not to leave scum at L-1, sheesh.

I'll revote closer to deadline.

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #834 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:34:18 AM »

Ok so far sky paladin is town because he made a durptacular post that I'll link later tonight if you guys want. I'm impressed he's still in the game for it.

Conq is pretty much town because of all the dirty stuff that happened last night.

Px is amazingly town and anyone who says otherwise should get beaten with a whip.

I'm town because I'm so cool and tomomi itano is a babe.

Everyone else is scum I'll finish this post later

Shadoweh · « **Reply #835 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:17:08 AM »

Quote from: Conqueror on October 15, 2014, 07:14:38 PM

I didn't know Tim Horton's had 24-hour service.

What it didn't have was fucking donuts, they threw them out right in front of us while telling us they were waste and couldn't be sold.

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a BLAWUCK leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the fSky Paladint. Then I put on BLAWUCK fishnets and BLAWUCK high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe ArmstSky Palading on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don?t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, BLAWUCK eyeliner and BLAWUCK lip gloss.

?You look kawai, girl.? Dorian Mary said sadly. ?Fangs (geddit) you do too.? I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so SBS and BBM couldn?t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. BEETEE was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Conqy-poo had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Conqy-poo. He was sucking some blood from a cELESTIAL..

?Hi.? he said in a depressed way. ?Hi back.? I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. BEETEE had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Conqy-poos. Then??? we jumped on each other and started verbing each other.

?STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!? shouted Professor huh what who was watching us and so was everyone else.

?BEETEE you gnetly caresser!? I said slapping him. ?Stop trying to verb me. You know I loved Conqy-poo!? I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. ?OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!? and then?.. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

?NO!? I ran up closer.

?I thought you didn?t have a scar anymore!? I shouted.

?I do but Sky P changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.? he said back. ?Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Conqy-poo?

?.Jbust has him bondage!?
(no i have no idea why this section repeats)

SPECIAL FANGZ 2 MITSUKI MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111

HEY MITSUKI DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I

Conqueror · « **Reply #836 on:** October 16, 2014, 06:35:22 AM »

Okay.
Mitsuki, switch the answer to 1) to a). I want to test something out and this is probably the best way to do it.

Conqueror · « **Reply #837 on:** October 16, 2014, 06:37:00 AM »

And Mitsuki, when you see that just reply to make sure you've got it.

rawr, which post of sky's are you talking about?

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #838 on:** October 16, 2014, 06:56:31 AM »

Quote from: Sky_Paladin on October 10, 2014, 04:45:40 AM

Rawr modconfirmed town because of the screw up with the win condition, he apparently didn't receive the errata that the rest of the town got.

this one

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #839 on:** October 16, 2014, 07:00:55 AM »

i can only assume you didnt get one because not all of town had the same win condition written for fabulous reasons