Pun are on
par, say, with dead baby jokes. Nobody
can accomplish a very high level of humor with them, yet once started they
may linger for a while before the subject is exhausted. If you want my opinion,
sir, no amount of effort will make a pun truly shine.
You may copy them down from a website or
you can come up with your own, but the result is always the same. Once a
gain, sucky or lame, puns are the worst.
Keep 'em comin' though.
